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The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Innocuously sweet seasonal message? Awkwardly meet sexually fucked-up scene.
posted by copyranter @ 8:54 AM
8 Comments:
ahahahaha.
Your comments just cracked me up.
You perv.
Love,
Mom
My mom has never in her sweet life used the phrase "cracked me up" nor a computer.
anyone else here getting the feeling that copyranter has got an oral sex fixation? or is it all men?
"get your dick outta my ear"?!?
jesus, if I had a nickel for everytime I said that, it'd be le tigre sweaters for everyone!
I SAW that ad and wondered WTF was going on...
thanks for clearing that up for me.
Matt and Betty are actually conjoined twins. They're in Soho House by the looks of things, and Matt's just said he needs to go to the restroom. Betty's puzzled expression stems from suicidal self-disgust at her own excitement. Anne thinks it's xmas.
She just REALLY wants to win LeTigre's hottest college girl in America contest. Wait, too late...
copyranter--i still love your ass.
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