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Did you ever notice that an X-mas tree stand looks like a Medieval torture device? No? It's just me?
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Thursday, December 29, 2005
Did you ever notice that an X-mas tree stand looks like a Medieval torture device? No? It's just me?
3 Comments:
Chastity belt devices, perhaps. Or, is that the same as medieval torture devices?
One and the same!
chastity belt? nay.
more like 8th grade orthodontia.
I think I had one of those wrapped about each innocent molar which had similar screws that Dr. Evil slowly tightened at monthly intervals.
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