Jane's Addictions don't include Jane Magazine.
What to do when your ad pages are down 41%? You try to sell advertisers the perception that your dwindling readership will buy their products by the fucking truckload. She abhors her ass; she owns 1,000 pairs of jeans. She doesn't like to drive; she owns 10 cars. She hates hangovers; she drinks a bottle of Pinot a night. (click image) Good thing the lead article on the mag is "The easiest $800 you'll ever make"
previous Jane posts:
1. I am Woman. Hear me Blubber.
2. Jane readership now includes the lucrative 7-9 year-old female demographic group.
3. Jane calls the pose "Downward Facing Slutdog"
4. "Jane, you ignorant slut!"