Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Look at Jigga, gettin' all "A River Runs Through It" on us.

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J: "Come on, B. We're goin' fly fishin' in Montana."
B: "Correction. You're goin' fuckin' fly fishin' in fuckin' Montana. I'm goin' to get a mani/pedi. But catch some Tuna Tar-Tar for me, suge."
(from the November Vanity Fair)
some previous fashion posts:
1. Fendi No. 5
2. Jimmy Choo. Shoes to die for.
3. Small price, big package.
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Bag.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is their shtick really "we run the strip"? Wearing that? OMG. Someone needs to get fired.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next we'll have the Sean John line of those wolf-baying-at-the-moon t-shirts.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Reynold's Wrap jacket. Ugh.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beyonce might be pretty in her high end, PhotoShop'd videos, but her ass is a Breakstone nightmare. (Thick, gloppy, cottage cheese cellulite rather than Smmooooth Jazz.)

10:49 AM  
Anonymous sparkler said...

More than the jacket, I don't get the look on Jay-Z's face... makes me think the tagline should be:

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

10:50 AM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

Hova works in my building and I see him drive up - usually he's wearing shorts and polo shirts. In other words he dresses more like my dad than a homeboy.

10:55 AM  
Blogger David said...

Many years ago there was an excellent sketch comedy show that aired late night on HBO - kind of like Saturday Night Live meets Skinemax meets "The State," sometimes not too funny, sometimes hilarious. Of course I forget the name.

One of the skits on said show was "Fly Fishing Jam," where two freestyle rapping thug fishermen sat in a boat, on a lake, in the middle of nowhere and talked about guns, drugs, and banging women. This post brings it all back.

1:23 PM  
Blogger J.J. Gittes said...

It seems that "Viking" from the original "Bad Boys" recovered from having his face blown off, did his time, got out of juvie prison, and fulfilled his dream of becoming an artist/designer.

That's beautiful, man.

1:51 PM  
Blogger JustinSpace.com said...

I'm not lying when I tell you I rip every one of his ads out of my magazines. Would it kill him to swap his pooty-lipped angry face for a smile or a laugh? That angry black man look is sooooo tired.

2:00 PM  
Blogger derekhthecleric said...

Justinspace,

It's not 'that angry black man' look. It's the 'angry kid being dressed by his mommy and now has to pose for a Christmas morning photo' look.

'Come on Jigga-man! Put on that nice jacket Auntie bought you and pose for a picture!'

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliance!

Same goes for the one below...

2:49 PM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

That is one ugly ass jacket.

3:04 PM  
Blogger Corey said...

Please stay out of Montana.

4:28 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Fish in the water jacket worn by fish out of water man.

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Bucky Turco said...

Nothing says 'Jay-Hova' like that German flag on the arm. So this is actually the Black Forest. Jay Z is mad international Yo!

12:09 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

"It's the 'angry kid being dressed by his mommy and now has to pose for a Christmas morning photo' look."

Now that’s Belvedine funny.



Ok, taking one for the team and going with the obvious:


“Yo J, that fishing jacket is fly.”

11:16 AM  

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