Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Boomer's Beemer Befouls Boho's Bosom.


Spotted DEEP in the heart of Greenwich Village. The nerve.
I'm so angry, I think I'll write a Beat poem:
(sfx: snapping fingers)
Red Dagger of Commercialism
Pierces my Soul so
Deeply Shallow Yuppies
Guppies walking Bred
Puppies Bread Lines
wines & Whines
NOT my Kinds
Zo-Loft'd Minds...
(oh Fuck it. I gotta get back to sucking on a client's Balls.)
previous car posts:
1. The Car as Cock.
2. Taglines are DUMB: NYC Auto Show edition.
3. Car Dealer Ads Are A Gift From Satan

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, sorry about having to teabag your client, but anyway, though very pretentious, I think it's a bit clever

10:59 AM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Bright red car
Makes faux-beat
Writhe green.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

I'm gathering you are not a Beamer fan?

1:35 PM  
Blogger numb in chelsea said...

What a baby bummer.

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a copywriter working in advertising and yet you get worked up about commercialism and yuppies and the shallowness of our culture? This point is far too obvious to make. I'll just stop now.

4:59 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

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5:10 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

And, you're stupid enough to think I'm actually "worked up."

I'll just stop now.

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice come back: "You're stupid." No wonder you're paid so well for your work. But I suppose one has to vent publicly to keep from self-destructing with such an intellectually bankrupt and ethically challenged "career."

10:51 AM  
Blogger numb in chelsea said...

I'd like to know what "career" is ethical. Dr working for an HMO, perhaps? Lawyer maybe? Ok, Jimmy Carter's career is probably ethical. But didn't he lust after some chic?

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about scholars and scientists who seek truth about the world? Rather than selling out and then complaining about the world they help to create and maintain (read: Copyranter) and rather than assuming a cynical ignorance of the possibility of ethical engagement (read: numb in chelsea), they find meaningful and productive ways of enriching the world and the lives of others.

And are you really casting doubts on the character of Jimmy Carter because he "lust[ed] after some chic[k]"? It is good to see Copyranter so well defended by his coterie of admirers.

12:24 PM  
Blogger numb in chelsea said...

Hey anon, do you mean dudes like Mike Jones? Personally I think he's ethical because he outed that fuck Ted Haggard and he provided meaningful and productive ways to make that randy Ted have some fun "ethical engagement." That's an ethical twofer for me. So I guess hustler is a chill career and would pass your very demanding truth test.

12:37 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

anon "ethical engagement," the coolest kind. And why are you still here? You really think you're telling me something I don't know? What are you, a 17-year-old writing a paper?

12:41 PM  
Anonymous bloggadocio said...

haha - what year is that thing?

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dislike Beemers. And Mercedes.
So middle class.

I prefer The Bentley. Yup, that's a real automobile.

I can say red being my favorite color, ithis car is not half bad. Although...it is a BMW...a common and oh, so middle class vehicle.

1:08 AM  

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