Monday, November 27, 2006

Congrats skycaptain.

Presented without (much) comment because I'm fucking busy, some fucking retard from Oregon with help from his 2 idiot kids broke the world record for largest rubberband ball, fashioning a sphere that weighed 4,600 fucking pounds. The old record was 3,120 pounds. It took a full year of this 26-year-old's life to make the pointless orb. Now what, genius? Hopefully, you'll request that you be buried with your Sisyphean blob. (link)
UPDATE: As Andrew from fungibleconvictions.com points out, this manqué was sponsored by fucking OfficeMax.
previously in retarded:
1. rolling grass thing.
2. the Horshack Rorschach.
3. Republic of China reshapes mountains for copyranter's birthday.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm... rubber, balls, rubber, balls.. I need a break!

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Andrew W said...

Don't forget that this d.b. was sponsored by OfficeMax.

4:34 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Looks like if Mister Rubberbandball keep on squeezin' his rubberbandball like he donebeen squeezin' his rubberbandball he goan blow up good, real good.

6:55 PM  

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