Monday, November 27, 2006

The continuing chestification of True.com


After I posted a previous true.com item, a commenter who used to work at the Texas offices of the questionable dating site wrote that CEO Herb Vest (rhymes with breast) is in fact obsessed with bOObs. Judging by the latest round of Women You Won't Find Among True's Membership to pop up on my hotmail page, I'd say it's case closed on Herbie's obsession with fully loaded ladies. Anybody know if the Herbmeister's married?
previous true.com posts:
1. So feel free to wear your tightest short shorts, ladies.
2. match.com bronskied by True.com DD-cup sandwich.
3. BREAKING NEWS NOW...
4. BIKINI KILL
5. On online dating advertising.
6. This is my Diaphragm. Scared?
7. Holly's Once, Twice, Three Times A lady...

13 Comments:

Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

the one on the far right looks like a Milf

10:12 AM  
Blogger HighJive said...

i would imagine the overwhelming majority of true enthusiasts are obsessed with boobs.

then again, copyranter, so are you. surely you don't expect us to believe you discovered this service by accident...

2:21 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Sorry to disappoint highjive, not a breast man. And, it was an accident.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd fuck 'em. All 11 million. It's not like I'm gonna run out of bullets.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous ricpic said...

Newton's 3rd Law of Thermodysexics: the bigger the boobs the lower the class.

6:41 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

slinky redfoot,

the headline for the far right woman should read: got milf?

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not so sure about the middle one. She's letting herself go I think.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The old fart married a girl half his age. that is a big number 30+ years.She didn't have breast so he bought her some. He has bought them for other girlfriends.

Golddigger and cradle robbing perv.

The guy is full of crap. He is on his third marriage. Has a history of sexual harrasment, cheating, hookers, threesomes, being sued by his ex fiance. Vest faked an engagement by running of with another women to Vegas and Hawaii buy the girl one hundred thousand dollars in jewelry. All this to hurt this women he dated/cheated on of over 6 years. He cheated on her and has been stalking her by hiring a detective to follow her and as many as 7 people tracking her at the same time. Had is detective and two others follow her to Vegas on her birthday with her sister because he thought she was a lesbian hooker video type, photograph, steel trash, and possible break into her computer and wire tap her phone, had her friends followed. The woman fears for her life and is afraid to leave her home or put out her trash to this day. That is why she is suing Vest. For years and hundreds of thousands of dollars even after he got married Vest contunied. She also has proof of prejury by Vest and his attornies to the courts. Vest is tying to calm that she is stalking him and his wife now. Vest has defrauded his two sons and his mother of millions. Never has seen his grandson. Vest broke the settlement agreement with the Doctor he sued and had to pay the doctor.He thinks the CIA murdered his father. Vest has no friends and keeps his wife away from her family and friends. Young, dumb, with boobs that is how he likes them.

Vest calms his site is wholesome and the safest. The protection people need is from him and True.com running date bait and billing scams.

2:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi!
I like your story.
But you'd better take a look here to find a really DIFFERENT dating site.
Looks amazing, agree? :-)
You can also find my pics and more about me on my page www.livedatesearch.com/jessica
Read more about me or drop me a message from there.
Chao!
Jessica

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People need to report True.com to DTC and TX AG. However there is a conflict of interest. The AG is republican and Vest has give the AG and GOP a lot of money. A class action is the only way to get Vest's attention. Vest claimed True spent 52.1 million on ads. If True is making money now it is because of 3 things. The billing scam and the ads (counts as 2) Vest as a history of misleading and flat out lying. The bait and switch! Vest said he knows of the problems, yet hasn't returned one dime! Vest admits to the fraudulent winks and lies again. Vest put up or Shut up! Stop ripping of consumers.

Vest needs the money to pay all his legal fees. Vest has ripped off his own mother and sons of million, so we shouldn't be surprised he is ripping of customers. Vest is counting on costumers giving up and going away. Vest knows the legal fees will cost more then the money True.com steals, so they keep ripping people off.

What needs to happen is all US State AGs need to get all complaints Especially, the states Vest is trying to get his special interest law passed, Ohio, TX, and Michigan. We must fight back! Don't be a victim be victorious, speak out! Help protect others from being ripped off. One voice does make a difference. It adds up to 15 million that Vest claims are paying members. That would mean True at 50 bucks a month is grossing 750 million a month. If that is the case why doesn't Vest give his son's money back with interest of course.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous University of Texas said...

Thank you for this post, we are a online dating website blog network, which college students read our blog, so thanks and well post this article on our blog. Jennifer @ University of Syracuse

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Dating said...

Sorry to disappoint highjive, not a breast man.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 million singles? That's 22 million breasts!

Wait...

8:07 PM  

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