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6 Comments:
Nice. where was this spotted?
uh, the superb Palm Beach Illustrated mag.
I am stumped. Or should that be stoomp-ed?
I feel like I'm gonna add some UGV*.
(User Generated Vomit.)
Am I SUPPOSED to find a subliminal message?
Still, a good vodka. Lame campaign.
Dear Ketel...I never met you but I love your Ads.
When I run out of paper to make a drawing I look for them.
Live/Work: Performance Into Drawing by REGIA ART.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-06ZswZ3L_g
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