As it says over there under "copyranter," I guarantee at least two posts every week day. So I typed "second post" into google image search, and this pic is the first result that appeared. Enjoy.
As always, Fuck You Douchebags,
previously in I suck:
1. Flushing the Crankcase.
2. The Human Trainwreck.
3. Google Image Search: "commenter"
4. "I still haven't found what I'm looking for"