Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Can't post. Busy.

Working on a pitch for a new champagne. Top secret, etc. Go away.
previously in copyranter is busy:
1. Barney Beaver says 'hello'
2. Just Add Vinegar.
3. Stupid Post.
4. expensive llama costumes.

9 Comments:

Blogger Campfire said...

Might I suggest the catchphrase: "Buy this champagne or I'll stab these babies."

2:58 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Pshaw. Go British. Get Posh or another SWAG to endorse it and say "X Brand Champers: It's the kick!"

Then spend the rest of the afternoon doing "product testing".

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You suck. A new champagne? You're probably fucking getting drunk or tossing your Wham-O around. Your self-professed, non-commitment to your craft and industry shall henceforth be called into question! Too busy my ass!

3:35 PM  
Blogger archeress said...

yeah, copyranter, you suck! you're always fucking around and not working. (he puts in a 10+ hour day, people). i guess your boss didn't like my pirate champagne idea? (sniff)

3:43 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Douché, anon.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Erin Bradley said...

Pink Champagne!!!!

5:40 PM  
Blogger David said...

Any champagne bottle ad needs to reference Fatty Arbuckle and Virginia Rappe.

Preferably with visual aids.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worse comments ever.

4:12 AM  
Blogger Jetpacks said...

Christopher Walken as The Continental, pronouncing it Sham-pan-ya.

OR

Women in various stages of undress, holding bottles of the product with both hands around the neck of the bottle. Perhaps even shaking the bottles and then uncorking them to a huge splash of foam in the face.

There. Your work is done. Quit putting in those long days and get back to what you do best. Blogging.

BONUS: Word verification is ...filho!

9:36 AM  

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