Thursday, August 02, 2007

Scottrade. Powered by abacuses...

...or "abaci," both are correct.
"The online brokerage with America's largest branch network"—meet one of their hotshot brokers, Scott, pictured here calculating how many days are left in this quarter.
copyranter is a Scottrade customer—this morning, I received some fresh, hot tips from my ST broker, via Pony Express. Sorry, I can't divulge too much info, but let's just say BlueStar likes IBM floppy disks (don't tell SilverFox11!).
(scanned from today's Wall Street Journal)
previously in financial ads:
1. Co-Chairmen of the Board.
2. ...and THAT'S why they call him SilverFox11.
3. I wrote a post for you, and it's called "Yellow."
4. Why King Kong would never make a good banker.

4 Comments:

Blogger Maulleigh said...

What's this Consolidated Buggywhip I hear so much about?

I want in!

10:06 AM  
Anonymous flashdanceasspants said...

dude reeeeeally likes his abacus. "i'm going to touch your right here, you naughty, naughty abacus..."

10:42 AM  
Blogger Steve said...

Let's do a leveraged buyout of Teldar Paper.

1:18 PM  
Blogger Brooks said...

@Flash...I'm laughing my ass off. I would have abbreviated that if I was into text messaging. But I'm not.

1:33 PM  

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