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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- War on Terror's Terrifyingly Terrible Logo.
- Link Haze (from HELL), 10/19/07.
- American Apparel's first ever conceptual ad.
- China's Thermonuclear Sperm Rockets.
- Lies Well Disguised, #53.
- MTV tells us, "You're idiots. We're responsible."
- THIS IS YOUR WAKE-UP CALL, STUPIDITY.
- New Event at the Beijing Summer Olympic Games: Th...
- The current condom technology blows.
- They say the glutes are the windows to the soulles...