Sexy Developers of Sexy Condos Sexily Use Sexy Pussy to Sell Their Sexy-Ass Selves.
(click ad to read copy)The Developers Group, sexy developers of the sexy-logoed EdgE Building in sexy-as-Hell Williamsburg, and sexy, dead Jimi Hendrix-exploiting 184 Thompson in sexy Greenwich Village, placed this sexy ad in this week's Sex issue of sexy Time Out New York.
WIDE OPEN views...although, the open-shirted Asian man appears to be checking out the woman's breasts/face. And what's with his facial expression? That doesn't say 'turned on' to me. It says, 'I'd rather be downloading the new Radiohead release,' or 'Is the dry cleaners still open?—'cause I'd really like to wear my new John Varvatos shirt to work tomorrow.'
(sex).
posted by copyranter @ 9:30 AM
12 Comments:
Agreed on the guy's face. He seems intrigues alright, but by something odd-looking or disconcerting over her right shoulder.
Anyway, let's see how far we can take this beyond "Wide Open Views":
- Deep, cavernous closets
- Pull back the curtains
- Come right in
Wood floors or carpet - the choice is up to you.
"Level Floors Will Allow You to Realistically Stand-Up Your RealDoll"
OH, you guys are doing good Ha-Ha. Keep 'em coming...
did u guys read the copy? someone got paid to write that?!!
Condo in Edge Building: $69,542, 326.00
Underage Mute Hooker: $375.00
Penicillin: $10.00
Being a Developers Group(ie): Worthless
Often misunderstood bit: The Developers Group does not develop anything. They are brokers. And by "brokers" I mean "filthy whores."
And from my personal experience, they are some of the filthiest.
Also - with the art direction - take the gay guy out and just line up the Empire State with her kooch - THAT should have been a gimme.
I guess the carpet DOES match the drapes.
-Asian guy
eoty: That's like me telling people I'm a copy "writer" (heh)
Womb with a view
@employee of the year
dammit, now the whole office knows i'm not actually working. thanks a lot.
Who wants floor to ceiling windows covering up your vagina? Cock-teasers.
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