Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Marlboro Man dons suit, visits gay Pari. Becomes disoriented.

(click ad to read copy)
A real cowboy would never smoke pussy-ass filtered cigarettes. But Philip Morris certainly wasn't going to abandon their iconic studmuffin cowpuncher (if you told him there was pee in his butt, he wouldn't even blink). So, what to do? Dress him in Pierre Cardin, and get him as far away from the fucking prairie as possible. Maybe he'll meet a hot mademoiselle smoking Fuck-Me Camels. (Readers? Step up the tip quality, or I'll keep digging up these stupid vintage ads. Don't make me post the hatebot again.) (image via) related: four more vintage cigarette ads.

9 Comments:

Anonymous bd said...

The vintage ads are great. That threat needs work.

9:55 AM  
Blogger stewbie2 said...

Maybe the piss in his butt is an improvement---much like the cigarettes themselves....

Hey, at least he's in Paris.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Iagos said...

What the hell are you sayin' pilgrim?

1:00 PM  
Blogger Iagos said...

Fine threaten me...I am looking through these trade magazines and surely there is something inane or offensive to be found there.

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tip: Count the scatological references in John McEnroe 10 Day Bran plan TV commercial.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would they hire Harry Dean Stanton from Big Love for this?

11:56 AM  
Anonymous LBC Secretaries said...

I heard one of the guys on that account jumped out of a window after he got stinking drunk in the office one night.

1:17 AM  
Blogger sunhatchfleas said...

That's not the Marlboro Man, that's Jimmy Durante. Ask your grandma who he was. I realize that the cultural icons I grew up with are completely unknown to you whippersnappers. Your attempt at deconstructing something that you don't understand is a little bit pathetic.

10:58 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Well, I'm old enough to know it wasn't THE Marlboro Man, but thanks for the I.D.

9:42 AM  

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