Meet one of the new stock market X-Men: SkyTrader, Equity Angel.
(click ad for a closer look at the mutant)
"I have hundreds of deals in the air, simultaneously. If I want to know the word on the Street, whoosh—I'm out the window. Tokyo market in an uproar? Whoosh—I'm there in, uh, five days...too late. Still. I am SkyTrader, Equity Angel. Winged broker. Market magpie. And I am Supernatural™" (Good luck with that whole trademarking the word "Supernatural" Liquidnet. See two more X-Men/Women traders with their own unique mutant powers at the Liquidnet Website.). previously in stock broker ads: Gorilla Trades endorsed by a Monkee; Trade King's "WhiskeySweet40" and "SilverFox11"; and Scottraders use abacuses.
(scanned from the March Bloomberg Markets)