Friday, March 21, 2008

Trix Are For (severely depressed five-year-old) Kids.

(click ad to read copy)
Trix—now with Lithium! Stare into the cold, dark eyes of breakfast. This is the most bizarre cereal ad you're likely to ever see.
"Even five-year-old young ladies need a bowl of fruit-color, fruit-flavor Trix to change their morning outlook from grim to gay..."
I see headless Barbies and crushed boy-hearts in her future. previously in cereal: Cerealism with Snap, Crackle, Pop; Honey Bunches of Oats confidential online survey a real cereal killer.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Mike said...

Ahh, the good old days when writers were afforded the opportunity to write body copy...

1:04 PM  
Blogger Feh23 said...

fruity flavors make misery YUMMY!

2:48 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

Ahh, the good old days when people were stupid enough to waste too much time reading half a page of verbal dysentery. (aka: Ogilvomit.)

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh man, that photo of the kid just made my night!

2:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh man, that ad just made my night.

2:43 AM  
Blogger Iagos said...

it is either the trix or end up with daddy issues and a stripper name like Krystall.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Silly rabbit, Trix are for fem-bots!

3:28 PM  
Blogger Lieboblogger said...

Ah Trix! With raspberry red! Lemon yellow! Orange orange! Paxil pink!

11:36 AM  

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