Trix Are For (severely depressed five-year-old) Kids.
(click ad to read copy)
Trix—now with Lithium! Stare into the cold, dark eyes of breakfast. This is the most bizarre cereal ad you're likely to ever see.
"Even five-year-old young ladies need a bowl of fruit-color, fruit-flavor Trix to change their morning outlook from grim to gay..."
I see headless Barbies and crushed boy-hearts in her future. previously in cereal: Cerealism with Snap, Crackle, Pop; Honey Bunches of Oats confidential online survey a real cereal killer.