Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ghastly-faced Hilton/Jolie used to sell plastic surgery to Ecuadorians.


(click ads for closer look)
The headline apparently translates as Nobody Is Younger Than You (update: commenter rb says it actually translates "Nobody will look younger than you"). The ads—done by a female creative team!—are for the Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center (there's also a scary Shakira). That's some graphic digital surgery, ain't it? Ecuador—I think you can forget about any goodwill missions from the Jolie-Pitts. And, uh, Paris, too. previously in celeb mugs in ads: Lohan anti-drinking poster girl; Gwynnie Paltrow is African; Robert De Niro sez, get the fuck outta my city; Britney Spears/Marilyn Manson tell us we're idiots. update: here's an online poll to vote for which digitally-abused celeb looks worse.

7 Comments:

Anonymous racer said...

Wow. Creepy. Great Photoshoppery.

9:03 AM  
Anonymous rb said...

definitely creepy looking....

Also, it actually translates to "Nobody will look younger than you."

I suppose no one will after you go to their beauty center??? hmm...i feel like it's just another fun-with-photoshop ad.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Ross said...

I don't get it.

8:15 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

That's actually what I think Paris' soul looks like.

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, it definitely says "Nobody will look younger than you."
Creepy.

2:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a complete douche bag. I am surprised with all the things you hate. You must have a very exciting life. Go play your drums and kick around your hacky sack you dirty dirty hippie. I hate you and everyone like you........ and I am sure you have a small penis. Have a great day!

7:55 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I've never played hacky sack in my life.

8:14 AM  

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