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Yes. Christmas starts today at 11am. So go buy the first tickets "of the season"—that season being SUMMER. Well, there is a slight chill in the air this morning. Go get 'em, sweaty, sick elves. (full-page ad scanned from the back of amNY) Previously in I hate X-mas:
• Toys R Us almost got firebombed
• the Blackwater Christmas tree ornament;
• Pope & Grinch—separated at the birth of Christ
• and, the 12 days of Christmas Evil thread.