the geometry of a labia surgery advert.
(click ad for closer look)Her arms are making a triangle. Her legs are making a triangle. And her body is making a triangle. Subtle. (scanned from amNY)
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
(click ad for closer look)Her arms are making a triangle. Her legs are making a triangle. And her body is making a triangle. Subtle. (scanned from amNY)
10 Comments:
Also, her arms and legs together make a great big X over her crotch!
wonder what's involved with the FREE consultation.
I'd fuck her.
anonymous,
maybe not after seeing her in-need-of-cosmetic-surgery labia...
I find this obtuse.
No... I'm quite certain that I'd fuck her. Even she had mud-flap carpacio pussy lips.
Triangles. Hmm. Wait. What? Triangles are associated with bush, not labia.
REALLY folat? Do tell us more...
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You see that strange beanbag chair she's sitting on? No you don't--that's her squish-pocket.
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