Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The New King of Blow Job Ads.

(click ad) "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled..." Well, this ad via Singapore for the BK Super Seven Incher is the new leading "most overtly blow-jobby ad" I've ever seen, surpassing this one, this one, and even this one. Nice misogynistic touch making the woman look like a fucking blow-up doll. Note the Photoshopped-enhanced creamy white mayo. (image via, another version first seen here). related: ABSOLUT 8". update: this ad is NOT by cp+b, and just for the record, I didn't tell anybody it was.

41 Comments:

Blogger supergroupie said...

I honestly can't get over the fact that there's a seven-inch cheeseburger??? Good lawd.

5:16 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I think it's more of a steak sandwich kind of thing.

6:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha check out the box for sennheiser's evolution handheld wireless microphones

http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/513755/6115037/0/1213324087/NEW_BOXED_SENNHEISER_EW155_G2_WIRELESS_MIC.jpg

2:27 AM  
Blogger Barbara said...

I blame the Manwich.

7:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consider this writing an ORAL ADmonition and tongue lashing to both BK and its ad agency for fucking with people's brains and leaving nothing to the imagination.

The incredulous ad NOT ONLY SUCKS, is gag inducing, hard to swallow, and above all in BAD TASTE.

It might have legs in today's jaded anything goes culture, BUT it has no teeth!

There...I'm now spent...I had to get this load off my mind.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous abesauer said...

What about this (NSFW) one?

10:58 AM  
Anonymous abesauer said...

damn link http://adcentered.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/12/blowjob_2.jpg

11:05 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

@abesauer: yeah, but that ad is about sex (well, AIDS prevention).

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not from the US (or Crispin I guess). It's from Singapore.

http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2009/06/spot-the-suggestive-imagery-in-this-bk-ad.html

11:50 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

...which I already wrote in the post.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that is a "real doll" which makes this even worse. http://www.realdoll.com/

7:54 PM  
OpenID Cappy said...

Naw, that's a real human -- just made to look like a doll.

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the BK little ones ad? You can't tell me they were not showing those low cut tops on the women when they said they were just a handful..!! I laughed when it first came out but my wife said she didn;t even consider what I was seeing..until I brought it to her attention...I do belive she was pulling my leg though..!!

8:38 PM  
Blogger Vance Snot Nit said...

I suspect it leaves quite a salty taste in your mouth

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clearly she's impressed...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3601/3658345103_f04bc2a0c9_o.jpg

11:41 PM  
Anonymous Wolfy said...

It's the best thing to come out of Burger King in years. I still won't eat one. I'm sure they're delicious, but I'm not into cheeseburgers.

-M

12:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree the little one ads are just as trashy. The woman in low cut skirts making comments about the beef and touching him around the crotch area is just wrong.

2:20 AM  
Blogger KYJurisDoctor said...

Get your minds out of the gutter. LOL.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous George Arndt said...

Did they have to put the word "BLOW" on it!

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the king is the best thats his samich
u lik it

7:06 PM  
Blogger Troy said...

I'm in Singapore and actually tried one. The regular patty is cut in half and laid end to end. Also it's actually more like a super 4 1/2" incher. So just like real life they lied about the size.

2:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The agency misses the mark on this one.

Who is the target market? Big heavy set men who want a large sandwich. Said men probably want a blowjob; but do they really want to be eating a phallic symbol?

Prediction: backfires.

10:05 PM  
Blogger MIke said...

She could eat a BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER through a picket fence.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An absolutely disgusting and degrading ad.

I've eaten my last whopper.

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are disgusted by the Burger King ad, where is your outrage about HARDEE'S commercials. They are much worse that Burger Kings. I refuse to buy anything from Hardee's because of their tastless ads.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

This ad creeps me out much less so than the King that BK uses in most of their ads. That character really scares me.....

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey dumbass, the cheese is ORANGE. It's the mayo that's white. Me thinks you have sperm on the brain...Freud would have a field day with you.

3:15 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Anon:
read my post here: I said mayo. I said that to the Fox reporter. He told me the sandwich doesn't have mayo on it, so he took liberties with my words, and said he wasn't changing the piece.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

I think that it's shocking that this BK ad from a different continent is raising so much fuss when we have a blatently homoerotic ad right here in the US anytime you turn on the TV. "Put it in me, Scott," by Quizonos leaves little to the imagination with their foot-long new deli treat. Come on, we're more offened by a print ad with a woman wearing red lipstick than we are of an ad that makes every straight man that I know cringe every time he hears it.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Robert K. Tompsett said...

I see nothing wrong with this BK ad. Apparently your mind is in the gutter. I might suggest for you to get a life!

7:24 PM  
Anonymous leelu said...

Melissa,

Just depends upon who is being offended, and offended men just don't count.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous ace said...

I'm surprised by some of the comments. I don't feel this latest Burger King ad is acceptable. It's called subliminal advertising.

Don't patronize businesses that promote inappropriate subliminal messages.

11:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I definitely think her mouth should be open wider.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HOPE THAT DOES NOT REACH THE MEDIA, THERE ARE FAMILIES WHO HAVE CHILDREN, AND WE DON'T APPRECIATE THIS.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Kim said...

Who is the target audience of this ad? If men are the one, it would be successful ad, I guess. however, I was surprised that this kind of ad still come out.

6:49 PM  
Blogger Eddie Offermann said...

The King's agency is on record as stating that their primary market is 18-35 year old men who consider themselves "hip".

BK isn't aiming for the families with kids market: that's firmly locked into McDonald's demographic and it's throwing money down a hole to fight them for it. If you show people a commercial about taking their kids out to a fast food restaurant, they think "Hey! Yeah! Let's go to McDonalds, everbody!"

This is the same rationale that drove them to the "Wake up with the King" campaign: you can't just suggest breakfast sandwiches, because people think Egg McMuffin. You have to make them think about *your* product. Your 8 year old is scared of The King? Fine. But if you're the hip uncle and you want to talk to the girl at the drive thru about your big 7 incher, that kid's getting BK even if he *is* scared of the giant plastic King head: because he's not driving *or* paying.

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my... you should see this one...not sure what is copy about, but picture speaks for itself.

http://www.olialiacola.lt/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=7&cntnt01returnid=19

3:07 PM  
Blogger Sylvia said...

Granted, if you didn't have a dirty mind, this probably would be acceptable. Is it not enough to think that the creators of this ad were not thinking about sex when they created it? Just wondering.
-Sylvia
Cigars

8:18 PM  
Anonymous best gripe water for babies said...

It's the best thing to come out of Burger King in years.

1:51 AM  
Anonymous Partagas Cigars said...

I think that thing is the king of the Burger. i like it. i wish to eat that burger

3:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack in the Box ran ads like this for years, and now I don't ever visit the place and haven't in over 10 years. I'm still haunted by that stupid "...it's your birfday..." ad they ran that never even showed the food. An ad that aims to appeal to idiotic teenage boys is fine; but an ad that is so offensive it actually drives away other customers is way over the line and is a total fail.

4:51 PM  

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