Broomsticks. Your gang-rapey pants.
(click ad) "Ring around Rosie." Here's how you play: Invite Rosie over to play Twister with all your permanent press pants-wearing pals. Then tell her you're playing strip Poker instead, 'cept you don't have any playing cards, so why don't you just take off your clothes and we'll take turns sticking our twitching broomsticks in you? (image via). For previous sexist retro ads, go here, here, and here.
posted by copyranter @ 10:35 AM
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I'm very confused. But, I kinda want those pants.
...what about the turtleneck???
Turtle Necks Once Ruled The World
An extinction beyond my comprehension, the turtle neck. In the 90's, the turtle neck was a fashion statement, bringing back the look of the 1960's and 70's. This fine piece of clothing, keeps you warm from the cold and protects your neck from the wind. Why not bring it back?
(from guidespot.com)
Is is it just me, or does it look like "Rosie" has a little pocket on the right hip of her panties?
If so, do you think she keeps in that tiny pocket?
Lipstick mace?
A hatpin?
Her rape whistle?
So many other interpretations, so little time:
- a Fish called Wanda with her fastidiously dressed 'Circle of Jerks'.
- self-absorbed Rosie, the clueless groupie, who was later to learn, "Oh, those Boys in the Band."
- cash strapped Debbie participating in her Christian College's final and most crucial step of their early experimental 'gay to straight conversion program'.
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