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7 Comments:
Would it be less blasphemous for you if Christ was holding 'Birds Eye Salmon FISH Fingers' instead of burgers?
As much as the idea of a blasphemous burger joint ad appeals, I don't know if this qualifies. Perhaps nothing is more iconic in Brazil that that giant Jebus on the mountain. So, if you were trying to say something was way brazillian, you'd show this. Or a bald vagina. Either way...
raw beef patties on bald vadges...photo exhibit to be seen soon at a Chelsea gallery.
Maybe they should've used Madonna's Brazilian Jesus instead.
For the few of you perplexed by 'Pot Thought's' reference to 'bald vagina', this will help:
Brazilian waxing
In Brazil, "waxing" is referred to as "depilação", and has different names to distinguish the area of the body as well as the amount of hair to be removed.
The full Brazilian Wax is a virilha completa ('complete groin'). The waxing style which leaves a small strip of hair is known in Brazil as cavado, a word that means "to miss peripheral material" and is also applied to bikinis, pants and shirts. In Portuguese, "to wax" is depilar, which means "to remove hair" regardless of method.
Origin
The origin of the concept Brazilian hairless privates date back to a letter written by Pêro Vaz de Caminha documenting Pedro Álvares Cabral's voyage to Brazill in 1500 AD, which says: "...suas vergonhas tão altas e tão çarradinhas e tão limpas das cabeleiras que de as nós muito bem olharmos não tínhamos nenhuma vergonha" (English translation: "their private parts were so exposed, so healthy and so hairless, that looking upon them we felt no shame").
You're such a PUSSY, LM.
Yea! right... tell me something I don't know!
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