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7 Comments:
at first glance i read "less chicks"... the visual certainly helps perpetuate that misread.
I think because the font is thin and I'm looking at the smaller version, it looks like it says "dicks" and not "clicks" as well. Oh, Microsoft.
Not only is cute little Kylie starring in the W7 ads — she's also writing copy for the ads.
Hahaha...this is your best post in a while. Well done CR!
Fuck you and your (probable) sarcastic platitude.
Please don't ever leave New York you prick
Is that Fred Savage all growed up and geekier that evuh?
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