Link Haze, 10/2/09.
• The Hermes yacht.
• Believe In God™ breath spray.
• Welcome to Queens. Sleep tight.
• The Hipster Grifter, penitentiary penpal.
• Jets fans=cosmopolitan (probs 'shopped).
• Disney presents The Story of Menstruation.
• 1st edition of The Republic signed by author.
• Hitler died peacefully in his bed in Argentina.