(click ad) "We can't promise you a date with any of these exciting beauties..." but, Filipino horndogs, you're welcome to pinch all the ass you can reach! These (fake) flight attendants from this 1960s ad certainly ran the gamut from native to American, cute to come-hither (American Airlines had the best MILF stewardesses). These days, you have to fly Korean Air to find a flight attendant ready to drop to her knees. (image via)
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