Tuesday, January 05, 2010

She seems to have more of a Dickies bulge than him.

(click ad, via) Yes, it's Dickies® Steadies® from the wonderful 50s, white ready-to-dye peg slacks for when you're ready to color your pants to "match your man." This is one of the scariest things I've ever seen. In fact, it's time for a scary retro slacks-off.
Your choices: the Carsuals® horoscope fun slacks; h.i.s anti-establishment post-grad slacks; Polo's crest-covered golf pants; the Broomsticks trousers on the gent on the right in this ad; or these ridiculous red Dickies.

2 Comments:

Blogger Adoniram said...

The "Slack Power" ad is possibly one of the most inadvertently funny things I've seen in a while. Everything about it is terrible.

4:43 PM  
Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

The illustrator surely was 'straight' for concentrating more on her 'cameltoe' rather than on his 'moose knuckle'.

'Cameltoe' is a slang term that refers to the outline of the labia majora seen through tight clothes. Male organs showing through clothes may be called 'moose knuckle'.[
- This slang was depicted in the film 'The Weatherman'.

7:05 PM  

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