copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Ad creatives? Maybe it's time we stop riffing off ...
- MEET YOUR MEAT TEAM.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Confused.com
- Marriage lesson word games from the state of Utah....
- Next stop on the AXE=WET PEEN World Ad Tour: Israe...
- (i had the blue one)
- ...also Scotch, and drunk art directors, apparentl...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Quietus™.
- (NSFW) man playing butt bongo sells lingerie, supp...
- Just a woman waterskiing drunk, while holding a ma...


2 Comments:
Geez - lighten up - you sound like a total snob & utter bore of a persones. Funny is funny and this ad is hilarious. It caught my attention, made me chuckle out loud & then I looked to see what it was advertising. Evidently, they did exactly what the advertiser paid them to do and they did it well...perhaps you're just jealous.
Perhaps not.
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