It's your pubic duty to get an eco shopping bag.
(click image, via) One nit: as anyone who's dad collected old Playboy mags knows, that 60's depiction is waaay not bushy enough.
Previously in PubesVertising:
• Tom Fords a Valley.
• V is for Vagina Victory.
• That's some feather duster.
• Naughty Nads™—Twat The Hell?
• HIV awareness: your name written in pubes.