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(click ad, scanned from Wired) So, Scottrade's ad agency? Was this your art direction? Your casting? Or did the client dictate using this dick and his dick pose? And Scottrade: do you realize what putting such an absolute dick in your ad says about your service? By the way, are you dickheads still using abacuses to calculate trades?
related: Trade King's creepy ads:
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