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(click ads, via) Oh good, infant AssVertising, via Belgian childrenswear brand Bellerose. Combine this fresh look with a Huggies denim diaper, and really confuse and infuriate your child-hating neighbors. Maybe you'll get your little rebel banned from pre-school. If junior's dumped a big load, doesn't this look materialize anyway? Previously in: I Hate Kids.