Thursday, July 29, 2010

The most f*cked up orgy ever.

(click ad, via) Headline: "In case 2012 isn't 2012." So, just in case the Mayan Apocalypse materializes, make sure and stock up on Tulipan condoms, I guess. In addition to all manner of human hook-ups, I spy: a chimp fucking Mona Lisa; an over-sized praying mantis fucking a woman; a skeleton doggystyling a woman; and a green bird of some sort eating a woman's ass. See what you can see. By Y&R Buenos Aires. Previous South American condom ads: happiness is other people's childrenthe cutest climax delay condom ad everskeletons fucking • and, the dumbest condom ad I've ever seen.
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12 Comments:

Anonymous fedex said...

Been there, done that.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why are you americans such prudes?

11:19 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Anon: it's the Brits' fault.

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't mean to be snide or mean. It's just that your country's approach to sex is somewhat baffling.

You have the largest porn industry in the world, very large parts of your entertainment and ad industries rely on sex, yet when the smallest part of a breast is exposed for a millisecond during the superbowl, your entire nation is thrown into a moralistic frenzy.

At heart, you remain a country founded by religious puritans on the run...which also explains your 18th century ideas about drugs.

11:34 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

It's baffling and pathetic.

11:39 AM  
Anonymous franCo. said...

What a missed opportunity for not including Whistler and his mother.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Waldo?

2:22 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

He's jerking off under the car.

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still not as f*cked up as "The Garden of Earthly Delights," which is the painting this is based on. That one has a guy humping a giant strawberry, and was painted in 1503 - about 550 years ahead of its time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Garden_delights.jpg

4:44 PM  
Anonymous franCo. said...

@ anon

Wouldn't it be based more on 'The Last Judgement' by Hieronymus Bosch than his 'The Garden of Earthly Delights'?

http://www.apocalyptic-theories.com/gallery/lastjudge/bosch%201.html

8:22 PM  
Blogger jhayu said...

So everyone missed the giant mosquito sticking its proboscis into a woman's ass? Okay. And I saw that. Yipee. Depravity, here I come.

2:06 PM  
Blogger Katja Yount said...

Let's be honest, the Mona Lisa was a dirty whore.

Also, to Anon, We take no offense to the comment. Most Americans are pretty level headed but there seems to be this "moral majority" that's the loudest and most obnoxious group in this country.

10:49 PM  

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