Freaky finger shoes freak me the f*ck out.
(click image) Do you run? Are you running in these five-finger shoes yet? I am not, because I do not want to get beat up by the Washington Heights teenagers, and hello? Ankle support? (I used to run barefoot on the beach, though.) Vibram, however, says that all running shoe technology is horseshit. But yet, their un-shoes are just as expensive. Here's their nifty new website, youarethetechnology (turn the sound off), where you can see the above buff naked people up close and click their body messages for more info. Site by Nail.
Related: Reebok's bogus butt shoes will not give women asses this tight.