"Porter! Roll me to the grocery for some Grape-Nuts post-haste!"
(click ad, from 1931, via) Teeth can't train on MUSH." Derby + track shoes! Oh, to be able to travel back in time to witness the photo shoot for this ridiculously illogical ad. Previous insane retro Grape-Nuts ads: Creepy anthropomorphised box of Grape-Nuts removes corpse from bed • Creepy anthropomorphised box of Grape-Nuts steadies a small-headed businessman.