New decadent Las Vegas hellhole resort kills little bunnies.
The 2,995-room "Cosmopolitan" opens in December on The Strip. I'm not sure I follow the concept of this split personality spot. First, there's geezer ass-patting, subservient man chairs, pants-less bellhops, Cougar hunting, sex photos, and then...lots of cutesy animals, for some reason. I know: It's conceptual. The tagline's...unsatisfyingly generic. Ad agency: Fallon. Good luck keeping that place open what with Sin City's economy. Previous Las Vegas ads: Vegas courts the "Douchebag" demographic • Vegas lamely mocks NYC .