via) It was on that day that striker "El Loco" Abreu, in a Brazilian league soccer match between Abreu's Botafogo and Flameng, wore one black and one white Asics boot. Next season, Abreu has agreed to wear one blue and one green Asics boot to end global warming. US officials are in negotiations with Abreu for him to wear one red and one blue Asics boot to end the war between the Bloods and the Crips. Previously in: Racism.
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