link)? Fuck you, you clueless limey cunts. I had an ad column on Gawker (Lies Well Disguised) for over a year. Slate lauded me. Mediaite lauded me. npr sought out my opinion on Osama Bin Laden in ads recently. Put a blank piece of paper and an ad assignment in front of Seth Fucking Godin, and the only thing he'll come up with is drool and drivel. No, but seriously, congrats to the 49 OTHERS WHO ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME.
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