June 20th! This one for Pronto condoms is not new, but I hadn't seen it before. The selling point is that its package is an applicator, enabling you to sheath your schlong swiftly. Here's video of how it works. The ad? Enough with the cock as cock visuals. Country: South Africa. Ad agency: unknown. Via. Previously: follow the links in this Durex chocolate-flavored prophylactic ad featuring Monica Lewinsky to see about 50 more condom ads.
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- Today in EVIL Packaging.
- BREASTS SELL SHOES.
- Very clever. But to be fair, that's FOUR items.
- JDate: for seriously romantic Jews only.
- Who Invented The Blues? The KKK.
- bp Oil Spill—the bikini calendar (sfw).
- Grizzly bear sez: "Teen meat is the tastiest meat....
- Would you write a letter to a man on Death Row?
- The lowermybills.com troll faces.
- Jittles? (seriously NSFW)