via) It's too god damn hot to post ads. My Irish blood hates Summer. NYC had a special aroma going this morning at 6:30 am. Anyway, here's the worst family portrait since this one. I don't know if the youngest child is deformed, or if the artist is just that bad. My money's on the latter. That father's aviators/porn 'stache point to future/past heinous crimes.
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