A creepier family portrait you won't find.

(click image, via) It's too god damn hot to post ads. My Irish blood hates Summer. NYC had a special aroma going this morning at 6:30 am. Anyway, here's the worst family portrait since this one. I don't know if the youngest child is deformed, or if the artist is just that bad. My money's on the latter. That father's aviators/porn 'stache point to future/past heinous crimes.