copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- What is a Spanish government official doing butt-n...
- Protest Duck!
- The most BORING lingerie commercial ever.
- Creatives sign work contracts at TBWA\Chiat\Day.
- Target's "Sneeze Whisperer" is quite creepy.
- Playboy Brazil ads are really stupid.
- Link Haze, 9/22/11.
- The craziest, saddest ceiling board commercial you...
- Sex trafficking awareness ads a tad too graphic.
- Art Directors/Designers: here's your f*cking mantr...


14 Comments:
woah I just can't compete with this.
I hate not getting it. WHAT IS THE TYPO?
Haha! Took me a while before I saw it. Funny find!
I don't know if im being stupid or not, but i honestly don't see the typo?? anyone care to enlighten me?
never mind seen it. haha.
10%...
Haha Sarah competitors will definitely struggle to top that deal.
Disco Cunt is a speedcore/terror producer Rico Schwantes. He has several side projects including Chaos Control, DJ R.Shock, LAS VEGAS 909 and Electric Shock.
No, this is not the greatest typo of all time, Copyrater. The greatest typo of all time dates back to 1994; it's part of a legal letter. It involves attorneys assfisting another attorney on an as needed basis.
http://www.josefrichter.com/blog/probably-the-best-typo-in-history/#
=GC
Would I receive a full Discocunt with an order of 100 pounds?
@ =GC
I find it disconcerting, to say the least, for a self admitted 17 year old to be familiar with such an extreme, deviant, sexual practice.
No doubt it all falls back to CR's latest 'UP YOURS' avatar.
Dear Anna L. Retentive,
I thought you may enjoy this video.
http://vimeo.com/26403757
Vis-a-vis (ass)fisting, you may want to peruse the article below. It's very educational.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisting
=GC
ps: I turned 18 two weeks ago.
> No doubt it all falls back to CR's
> latest 'UP YOURS' avatar.
p.s. to cr - if you are going to put up a 'finger' avatar, at least pick one that does not look like some wimpy arthritic cripple. in real life, if someone gives me the finger that way, it is not even worth responding to them...
I-)
For being a copy-focused website, many of your visitors outright suck at proofing.
I'll take my 10% discocunt and fuck it with my 10% whiskeydick.
YEAH!
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