(click ads, via) *IRON* muscles, get it? Jesus, are all the good ad creatives out of work/back at school, replaced by ad students? Sexy mom makes for an uncomfortable ad. And what's with dad's package-choking manties? Horrid Photoshop work. Ad agency: Alch1m1a, Milan, Italy. Related: bullshit US Muscle Milk ad promises to transform fat football fans from "Tailgaters to Tail Getters."