Friday, October 28, 2011

The Big Swinging Dicks of Fashion (nsfw).



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My gay male readers say I don't post enough beefcake. This should shut you up.
Bendix Bauer has, uh, reimagined the industry's top (and sometimes bottom) designers for the debut issue of German magazine Horst. Top L-R: Karl Lagerfeld and his muse Baptiste Giabiconi (the Kaiser's gotta love that depiction); Twins Dean & Dan Caten of Dsquared2 (racy recent ads here, nsfw). Bottom L-R: Marc Jacobs (latest puzzling web video here); and my favorite edgy fashion advertiser and manscaper, Tom Ford.
The editorial is called "Tom of Sinland," inspired of course by the style of Tom of Finland (see their branded cock bulge shopping bag here). Via Homotography.

26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck yeah, big swinging dicks! Bock McMillan must be drooling all over his keyboard.

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ziggy?

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Bubbles said...

I'm confused. Do I have to be a gay male to enjoy these, or is just liking cock enough?

12:05 PM  
Anonymous CoxygruTheSlut said...

My keyboard and screen are all a terrible mess now. Phew. Thank yhew!

2:07 PM  
Blogger Bock McMillan said...

Sorry to disappoint you, sweetheart, but stereotypical gay-iconic pornography doesn't really do it for me. I desperately need the taste, smell and touch of a man to get turned on.

By the way I rarely drool, except in anticipation of someday meeting a wonderful man like you.

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The artist was faaaaar too kind to Karl Lagerfeld and he shouldn't have been seeing how much of a vain, bitter man he is.

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd gladly sit on Tom Ford's lap!

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Catens are not that big.

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious. But by Tom of Finland's standards, Tom Ford's junk is tiny.

I would love to have seen the Burkman Brothers. Those guys are HOT.

4:30 PM  
Blogger guycaughtmyeye said...

At least post a link to the site for the Tom of Finland Foundation and give more credit to TOM. http://tomoffinlandfoundation.org

5:54 PM  
Blogger Vinnie said...

Remember the infamous Tom's Pole ambient campaign by Ogilvy, Paris?

http://tinyurl.com/6f7gv9

Tom of Finland spec ambient

http://tinyurl.com/3l7azhj

5:56 PM  
Blogger The Grammar Cunt said...

My gay male readers say I don't post enough beefcake. This should shut you up.

This should shut [them] up. Them refers to your gay male readers.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Kenny said...

This is wonderful & Tom Ford .. Lordy the fun I could have with him. Bravo

2:31 AM  
Blogger Kenny said...

Stunning work .. Tom Ford, Lordy the fun we would have . Bravo

2:33 AM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

At 'Horst,' are they playing coy... how about John Galliano?

One would think that with his recent arrest and found guilty of making anti-Semitic remarks, they would have singled him out by having BB draw his reimagined 'one-eyed night crawler in a turtle neck sweater' with the biggest, walloping, cojones.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Happy Endings said...

@ Bock
"By the way I rarely drool, except in anticipation of someday meeting a wonderful man like you."

How do we know for sure this 'festering, cancerous tumor' to be man, for all we know, she might be one of ranter's old, seduced, abandoned and scorned shrews!

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fun. But Tom Ford doesn't shave his balls. He likes it natural and furry. Just sayin'.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Happy Endings

He might be Copyranter's secret gay lover. Gay men love sports, and CR was a former hockey player. I've always thought that CR is a closeted pufta.

2:40 PM  
Blogger Bock McMillan said...

@Happy Endings

Good point, that would of course also explain the bitterness with which she is stalking copyranter. Now why didn´t I think of that?

5:15 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

You people shouldn't be wasting those vivid imaginations in the comments section of a dumb ad blog.

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Bock

Stop sucking up to Copyranter. He's allegedly straight and married. Hence, he will never let you blow him. Go blow the local Swedish dudes.

8:03 PM  
Blogger Bock McMillan said...

@Anonymous

copyranters and my love is purely platonic, you need not be jealous sweetheart.

I fear tho that you yourself have now lost all your chances with this stud among men.

No more will you feel his strong arms envelope you and his warm embrace. Never again will he let you caress his sweet marble ass and his love staff - you are forever doomed to try to get what satisfaction you can from lesser men than him.

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>his strong arms envelope you and his warm embrace. Never again will he let you caress his sweet marble ass and his love staff<

Were you touching your genitals while writing that? I know CR was touching his while reading it. And then he laughed his marble (LMAO) ass off.

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Happy Endings said...

@Anon 9:08 AM - 8:03 PM - 8:59 AM

Are you done LYAO???

Good!

Now tell us, might you be Copyranter's secret gay lover, one of his old, seduced, abandoned and scorned shrews, OR, here's a real possibility, you're actually one of his split personalities always having the last laugh on us, people with vivid imaginations.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Happy Endings said...

Bock, I emailed you. Check your mailbox. Let me know if you are interested. I can host.

2:30 PM  
Blogger The Grammar Cunt said...

Last year I taught creative writing, and one of my students, a young gay man, wrote this (it's only an excerpt):



He shoved his briefs down and lifted each knee to shove them off. His big cock hanging out proudly, not yet hard but thick and meaty, with a network of
bulging veins. My breath caught in my throat. His cock was easily six/seven inches, with a network of bluish veins under the silken sheath that gave it a
bit of a gnarled, virile look when he was hard. He never got hard fast. It was like he took his time, no big rush, it would be hard when the time came.

"I don't know how you carry all that around," I said.
He laughed as he ran his hands up and down my thighs several times then tugged at my shorts. I raised up so he could take them off of me. I watched his
muscles bulge and ripple and it was a moment of feeling ravished as he stripped me naked. He tossed my shorts to me and his eyes shifted to my own cock but
didn't linger. He was just noticing, with no particular desire for it except
that it made me a man and a man was what he wanted. But there was desire in his eyes.

"Godd, you look good to me," he said as he leaned up over me on his hands and knees and clamped his mouth over my right pec. I gasped and moaned as he
flicked my tit with his tongue then sucked on it. The after-shave bristle on his face felt good.

"Your tits getting bigger?" he asked. "If they are, you made them that way," I said. They would get bigger with him sucking on them.
He reached down and lifted my left leg around his hip and I lifted them both, tilting my butt up for him. He slid his cock up and down the crack of my butt, made slick with his precome. His cock was hard now. Hard and big. Hard
and HUGE. I trembled a little inside with the familiar anticipation.


"I know you like some foreplay but I'm so damned horny," he said, poking his cock at the slick hole.
"I've told you the foreplay is seeing you come through the door, watching you take off your clothes and walk toward the bed. It's all the foreplay I need."

"You're something else, you know that? So dammed unselfish."
"I'll be anything you want me to be." I said.

5:05 PM  

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