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(click, via) "I asked for a double, you dipshit! And why don't you have "Stray Cat Strut" on your hipster fucking douchebag jukebox?!?" Previous AWESOME cat pics here.
Here's the actual source of the photo (the guy who took it) before somebody else uploaded it to imgur and karma whored on reddit with it while not crediting the photographer: http://cajunboy.tumblr.com/post/17105552864/before-yesterdays-krewe-du-vieux-parade-i-saw-a
As a rule, I hate catz: but I have to say Alco-Cat is pretty fucking awesome. I've seen Alco-Dogs in the dive bars I frequent but they never saddle up on a stool and abuse the barmaids like this little (big) guy.
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Here's the actual source of the photo (the guy who took it) before somebody else uploaded it to imgur and karma whored on reddit with it while not crediting the photographer: http://cajunboy.tumblr.com/post/17105552864/before-yesterdays-krewe-du-vieux-parade-i-saw-a
Thank you much. I fucking hate reddit, they've stolen my photos many times with no credit, fucking noodle-armed wimps.
As a rule, I hate catz: but I have to say Alco-Cat is pretty fucking awesome. I've seen Alco-Dogs in the dive bars I frequent but they never saddle up on a stool and abuse the barmaids like this little (big) guy.
Yeah for Alco-Catz
What the fuck do you mean they've stolen your photos? I find it hard to believe that anyone would wanna share your back or ass photo.
"Call me a pussy again, motherfucker."
An unhealthy purrsuit, but at least he's OUT & ABOUT, unlike this antisocial, house bound, neurotic and depraved one...
http://bp.uuuploads.com/worst-album-covers/worst-album-covers-belongs-to-daddy.jpg
And in other related NEWS, "step aside crazy cat ladies, make room for hairy wussies with pussies."
http://boyswithbeardswithcats.tumblr.com/
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