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But of course! In fact, how could this be an ad for anything other than moving price comparisons? Or is it movie price comparisons? I thought it might be an ad for condoms until the curtain moment...like, she's thinking, "Ahhh, sex is so much fun when I don't have to wake up worrying about whether I'm now technically two people."
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It's for a moving price comparison website——according to Google translate.
But of course! In fact, how could this be an ad for anything other than moving price comparisons? Or is it movie price comparisons?
I thought it might be an ad for condoms until the curtain moment...like, she's thinking, "Ahhh, sex is so much fun when I don't have to wake up worrying about whether I'm now technically two people."
Natural bird-based fertilizer for the tiny plant on her night stand. The Tag was: "The natural kiss for nature bliss."
GTFO Larry: How could Google translate be that wrong...it's always spot on.
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