Frodo's penis? Frodo's penis (NSFW).
Lord of the Cock Rings (sorry).
With those feet, you'd expect more.
He's yours to fondle for $89.99.
Previously: Abandoned Hobbiton now inhabited by sheep.
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Sunday, February 19, 2012
Lord of the Cock Rings (sorry).
With those feet, you'd expect more.
He's yours to fondle for $89.99.
Previously: Abandoned Hobbiton now inhabited by sheep.
5 Comments:
It's not true what they say about a man's feet then?
Why put hair on Elijah Wood's penis? I don't get it.
Cock ring?
Last place the wraiths would look.
I bet he calls it "My Precious"
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