If E.T. was my bartender, I'd drink myself unconscious (1980s Coors ad).
He's be the PERFECT server. Everybody gets blotto, then E just touches everybody—BAM!—instant soberness. You get a punch card, and after 50 drunken nights, E restores your damaged liver.
posted by copyranter @ 3:28 PM
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Don't we all drink to get drunk???
Not "drunk", UNCONSCIOUS.
I'll bet E.T. can really work a G-spot.
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