If you were marketing a face cream to men, what would you name it?
Here are some other names submitted to and rejected by L'Oréal CEO Jean-Paul Agon:
• Face Jacker
• Energy Punch
• Face Hemi
• Combustion Cream
• I'm tired, add yours in the comments.
posted by copyranter @ 3:30 PM
25 Comments:
Mega Mask 3000
VAJ MAGNET
(Vital Agile Joy, of course--what did you think it meant?)
2Face 2Furious
Mach 5ace.
magma
"NO HOMO"
liquid facial for men
Meat Tornado
Tired-looking skin? Give it a boost.
HYDRA ENERGETIC
LUBE TUBE
REVIT-UP
VROOM GROOM
HE-MULSIFY-HER
PEAUlisse
Non greasy fluid with Vitamin C
WEW! Je suis vraiment fatigué maintenant
Jersey Sure
Derma Douche
Mug Thunder, Adrenalotion, Age Assassin...
Fucking Cream
Facepalmit
Lamask
Androit
Macaque Emulsion
Malevolent Spout
Substantial Spirit
Viktor (by Shutdafockov)
Malevolent Spout?
I would try and tap into the whole esoteric Euro-trash health spa come tantric sweat lodge vibe and call it something like Sploodgen Faace but with lots of that funny punctuation that I don't know how to make on my computer.
FTFY: Splöödgen Fããce.
Cream-me for the metrosexual
I really like how it's a "non-greasy fluid with vitamin C"
I take it "moisturizer" = death in the mens' cosmetics market?
Invisible Face Armor +1D20
Mythril Colloid Visor
Salve of Dermo-Elemental Shield
man milk bukkake
GameFace
AfterBURN!
Oil of Lay
Mug-So-Soft
Crack Filler Formula I
(double meaning amirite)
Also:
Blue Steel
Flagella-C
MAN CRUDE. Or for the heavy-metal male facial cream demographic, MAN CRÜDE.
MEN.STRUAL
he-man
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