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The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
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16 Comments:
As a professional (and board certified) Taker of Bread from Refrigerator-er, I take great offense at being compared to social media experts.
We bread takers are part of a NOBLE profession.
who keeps bread in the fridge?
I-)
Who?
My freaking wife, that's who, when she thinks it's about to go stale.
Cripes!
Sometimes I just want to punch her in her fucking face over and over again until there's blood all over the kitchen floor and she's fucking dead.
THAT'S NOT VERY SOCIAL.
@12:02 PM:
You don't put bread into the fridge.
It either stays at room temp or you freeze it.
The fridge is the worst place for it!
Bread is kept in the freezer..doh.
why is it shown printed on hammered card and faded? Does it make the words more 'wise'?
Thanks for your tip!
Best tips for keeping bread fresh: The fridge is the enemy
Starch retrogradation occurs most rapidly at refrigerator temperatures. Therefore the fridge is your enemy when it comes to bread as it goes stale fastest in that environment. For those who swear by fridge storage, it does have one benefit – it delays the development of mold.
http://www.chatelaine.com/en/blog/post/35016--best-tips-for-keeping-bread-fresh-the-fridge-is-the-enemy
Gosh, this fucking pathetic blog attracts some fucking weird folks. Are all copywriters no life individuals?
There you are! Guess what? Soon, I'm leaving the ad agency life for a full-time blogging gig, a place where, if you want to comment, you have to sign in with a verified email address or through facebook. Wont you follow me there?
a full-time blogging gig??? NO shit! Good luck with that, prick. You will see my facebook once I see yours, and I don't mean your character's.
"I" don't have a facebook page, and my full name is a common one, but you will know it once I start the gig. Too bad for you I have no digital trail.
But you go ahead and an enter an email address; I'll have your computer's IP address, coward. So, I guess you'll have to go to the library to make your gutless comments.
Could this be the spitting, ugly, cowardly mug of 6'.4"-250lbs.-3% body fat, my ass!!!
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/670xX/photos/feb3201218.jpg
Will your new blog look as ugly as this one? I hope you use a professional theme or something. The full time gig will certainly not propel you to the number 1 spot in the ad blogosphere. You will always be trailing other sites.
Ha, you just keep making wronger and wronger comments. I have no control over the design; the site's design is what it is. Oh, and that site's traffic dwarfs adweek, adage, gawker, etc. And no, it's not Huffington Post.
http://www.bloggerthemes.net/
http://btemplates.com/
http://www.bloggerstyles.com/
etc. etc
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