"Yo Mama" jokes for Graphic Designers.
posted by copyranter @ 1:00 PM
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5 Comments:
I was gonna make a crack about "I guess that's why graphic designers don't write copy", but then I realized that that is one ugly, nondescript-ass poster.
I think they're alright (despite the fact that your mother jokes are so hetero-normative, assuming that someone has a female parent just thrusts us back to the 19th century).
Lorem ipsum?
Anyone interested in an old Letraset catalogue?
@ cowardly, abusive anons and in ranter's defence:
Quo usque tandem abutere, Anon, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet? Quem ad finem sese effrenata iactabit audacia?
How long, O Anon, will you abuse our patience? And for how long will that madness of yours mock us? To what end will your unbridled audacity hurl itself?
- Marcus Tullius Cicero, from 'The Catiline Orations or Catilinarian Orations' speeches given in 63 BC.
Well... I laughed, so yeah...
And it's not a poster, just a half page printed notepad type thing. Or so says the website it's from at least.
A sure way to make you look like a shitty designer to other designers is to tell them you are a designer.
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