"Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Week.
In other words, just keep your fucking business card, and buy a meal. More funny/creepy "unnecessary" quotations marks posts here.
posted by copyranter @ 9:50 AM
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Saturday, March 03, 2012
In other words, just keep your fucking business card, and buy a meal. More funny/creepy "unnecessary" quotations marks posts here.
3 Comments:
From your new favorite blog, unnecessary quotes. Man, you must have spent hrs trolling it all the way back to its first post. What happened to porny ads and stupid planking photos?
No more planking photos; porny ad, yes, when I find worthy ones.
My phone died, so I couldn't get a shot of the one that read "Adorable Pups". It's Oakland, so I'm guessing they're pit bulls, so maybe "adorable" belongs in scare quotes, but scare-quoting "pups" worries me a little.
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