copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- I do not want a blowjob from this woman (print ad)...
- Is this the best razor blade commercial ever?
- Cracking good Guinness St. Patrick's Day video.
- bp attempts, fails, to run an ad that won't piss a...
- Bizarre as Hell Ad of the Day.
- Here's three brand new insane Skittles spots.
- Tattoo of the Day.
- Women! What do YOU think of this gym ad?
- 7th grader has a great future as an advertising co...
- This week's "New Yorker" cover is a fucking classi...


6 Comments:
:-) umm, how about... :-)
makes me wonder what that dog is thinking of this?
I-)
This just made my day
Disneyland?
Not on my list of places to visit!
http://www.photopoly.net/wp-content/uploads/13032011/27.jpg
man i wanna bang dat dog in da ass!
Professional courtesy?
Seeing eye dogs need vacations, too!
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